I AM experiencing pure and utter unadulterated bliss. Or to be more precise, Bamboo Bliss, the new massage treatment designed specifically for winter at the Hilton Surfers Paradise. On this particular day I am the guinea pig for this steamy spa sensation. Don’t worry, I know what you’re thinking… gee that Goddess is a humanitarian. What will she do next, donate a kidney to medical research?
This blissful journey in the eforea: spa at Hilton begins wearing a fluffy robe, on a day bed, in the relaxation room sipping an Indigenous-inspired Yulu tea of wild rosella, lemon, aniseed, wild lime and lemon myrtle leaves. It’s red, warm and like a little bit of the Dreamtime has exploded on your taste buds. Take your time, there’s no rush here.
I am then led into a treatment room and where the bliss begins in earnest. My therapist and new best friend Lauren rubs my back with a Vitaman Sea Salt Scrub consisting of sea salt, aloe vera and wattle seed. You’re on the Gold Coast remember, so picture a shirtless surfer scrubbing you down with sea salt in the ocean, or, if you like, a topless sun baking woman. What interests me here is that the Vitaman range, as its name suggests, was originally designed for blokes, but women liked it so much, it inspired this new treatment. Lauren then places a hot towel on my back and wraps me in a cocoon, a little like your mum used to when you ran out of the surf on a cold day.
Warm bamboo is then rolled gently up my legs, not unlike a stick of melting butter. On a crisp day outside, it’s simply scrumptious and I feel like I’m a juicy roast duck being prepared for dinner. The back massage follows with a Vitaman Relaxing Oil of almond, orange, jojoba and lavender. Lauren massages my arms and gently stretches them, a little like a Thai massage before moving to the front of the body. A reflexology-style foot massage is a highlight here.
On this particular day, Lauren throws in a vigorous head scrub as well. Remember those days when you got home from the beach and mum shampooed all the salt out of your hair like her life depended on it and you thought “geez, mum, that’s a bit rough?”. Well, this is nothing like that. It’s firm and relaxing and like all those thoughts you can’t slow down in everyday life are being massaged from your mind.
The eforea: spa at Hilton is the first purpose-built spa of its kind at a Hilton property in Australia. It boasts seven private treatment rooms including a Vichy Shower and two double rooms for couples – in case you happen to have a shirtless surfer or a topless sun baker of your own.
The word “eforea” describes “a place where people want to escape from the pace of modern life”. Want to escape even further? Book yourself a room at the Hilton Surfers Paradise, which sits right in the heart of this tourist strip. This property offers 250 one, two and three-bedroom Hilton Residences and 169 Hilton guest rooms and suites. There’s a signature restaurant Salt grill by Luke Mangan, the FIX Bar with cocktails created by a team of expert “mixologists, and The Food Store delicatessen and wine bar.
But why should The Global Goddess have all the fun? I really value my readers and, in conjunction with the Hilton Surfers Paradise, I am thrilled to offer a prize for one loyal follower. The prize, worth $155, includes a 90-minute Bamboo Bliss treatment at the eforea: spa at Hilton, Surfers Paradise. Yes, one of you will be able to indulge in the journey I have described above.
To enter, you must be a follower (if you’re not, simply click on the follow button in the bottom right hand corner) AND you must leave a comment telling me what your idea of “bliss” is. It’s THAT simple! The competition opens today, Monday, May 27 and closes on Monday, June 3. The winner with be announced on this blog early next week. Transport to the Hilton Surfers Paradise is not included (but you can borrow my broomstick). The prize itself is available to be taken up until November 22, 2013, so if you are planning a trip to the Gold Coast between now and then, please enter.
You now know what my idea of utter bliss is. I can’t wait to hear yours!
The Global Goddess 
Nice post! Hmmm, bliss… one version of it: paddleboarding at dawn with the fam and seeing turtles, dugongs, and/or dolphins.
That sounds lovely!
My definition of bliss is soaking in a warm candlelit bath sipping on French champagne on a Sunday afternoon
Ooh! Exotic.
Hot stones placed in a line down my naked back, followed by an oil massage. Oh and a full pedicure as well – amazing how much better the world seems when your feet are happy.
Saucy! I like it!
Please massage me back to sanity after running 42.2k in Gold Coast marathon on 7 July. Ooh yes, kissed by bliss would inspire me through the final 10k of raw pain!
A sporty Goddess. I love it!
Summer bliss: a cool breeze floating over my skin and an even cooler drink in my hand, wearing a sarong, sand in my toes, no phone, no deadlines…just the sound of the sea.
Winter bliss: rain on the roof, no reason to go out, glass of wine, flannelette pyjamas, a good detective novel or a pile of newspapers, music softly playing, good conversation.
Is that greedy?
There is nothing greedy about searching for bliss! Every Goddess deserves it.
Ahh bliss: enjoying a 90 minute massage compliments of the winning prize, followed by a pedicure, manicure, my hair shampooed and styled, dressing in my new sexy underwear and a nice little black number, and meeting my man for wine or two at the bar before dinner – then a stroll on the beach together before .. well.. this bits for me lol 🙂
Lovely. Evocative.
My Bliss – a wonderful full body massage (from the tip of my head to bottom of my toes and all inbetween), with gorgeous frangrant oils, lots of candles and soft swaying music, followed by a leisurely lunch beachside with the girls, seafood and lots of champagne, followed by a light hearted and funny DVD whilst tucked in bed beneath the luxurious sheets of my 5 star hotel with a warm body beside me. mmmmmm
A warm body beside you? Very nice.
Bliss is seeing my two boys tucked in and sleeping peacefully and knowing I now have a few hours free from that beautiful but often draining word… “Mum”!
Ah. Blissful peace.
Goddess! I was blissed-out just reading your latest blog! But if I wanted to be blissed-out further, I would rent one of the gorgeous houses in the Bunya Mtns in winter … complete with a cosy fireplace and several good books, several bottles of red wine and enough cheese to keep us alive for a month. It would be high on a hill with views of the bunya forests and on a sunny, still day I could sit outside and chat with the visiting wildlife … Wallabies, parrots, currawongs. During the night the wind would be howling, and I would be snuggling under my doona reading a book, the house kept warm by having the fire going all day. Oh and Mr J.M. could come too!
Oh God! Can I come too? I’m happy to spoon you under the doona.
Yes! Spooning is better than sex … sometimes 😉
Bliss? Hmmmmm
A box of wine and a glass of chocolate…and no, I didn’t get that round the wrong way….
But if I had someone greasing me up like a trussed chicken on a cold winter’s night and I was allowed my wine and chocolate as well….yes, that would be bliss.
Does the spa have a six foot, blonde Viking called Sven who’d grease me up? Mmmmmmmm.
A blissful Goddess – but where’s the blissful man?
You tell me, Tommy!